The Dawn of Fantasy Football

Like most of the rest of America I spend from August until January participating in Fantasy Football. It really isn’t so much that I love the game itself. In fact, the reason that I play isn’t about love at all.It’s about hate.

Every reason I play fantasy football revolves around hatred. I hate losing to my friends, so I am sure to include them in my game. I hate certain teams so I don’t draft any players from them. I hate specific players so I avoid them as well.

I hate math. So it is only right that I sit down at my desk and calculate the statistics of individual players from the past three years in order to project future fantasy awesomeness.

Fantasy football combines all of the things that I hate extraordinarily well and makes a game I love. I can’t wait for the season to start.